Officer learns the hard way to NOT mess with Senior Citizens

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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see….Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can’t do that.Officer: Why not.

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the! car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Moral: Don’t mess with little old ladies!

[mopar]

Perfectly excluded! I’m going to send this to my mom!

[Deleted]

Great one! I gotta remember that one.

[Mr. E]

You forgot the part where she was from Pasadena and driving a Super Stock Dodge! Excellent joke.

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vvell yeah it did ::dead::

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Cop sees a guy speeding, and starts to give chase....
Faster and faster they go until finally the guy slows down, and pulls over..
The guys watching in his mirror as the cop walks over and then taps on the window...
The cop says ' hey buddy you wanna tell me how fast you were going back there? '
Man says ' Er maybe 70? '
So the cop says ' Buddy I clocked you at nearly 95, so listen up. I got 10 minutes before my shift finishes, and I could do with getting home on time to the wife, and not staying late dealing with all the damn paperwork this will need...So, you got 2 minutes, give me a decent excuse why I shouldn't book you, otherwise your in trouble...' And the cop walks back to his car.
Couple of minutes later the cop returns, 'So, you wanna tell me why you was speeding Sir? '
Man says ' 4 weeks ago my wife ran off with a road traffic cop, when I saw you in my mirror chasing me I thought you was bringing her back ! ! '

'You have a nice day Sir'