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Post by Jcon on Jul 1, 2020 17:58:54 GMT -5
I drive a Chevy and actually the tampons are in aisle 1, ha, ha, ha!!! I have a wife and daughter plus used to work that dept so know exactly where they are Steve, ha, ha!!! My Chevy does way better then my friends RAM which is alway having electrical problems!!! In the shop more then on the road...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2020 18:20:47 GMT -5
All in good fun. I'm not intending to make anybody mad. Glad you can laugh at it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2020 18:29:08 GMT -5
These are both old, but still kind of funny.
A guy walks into an auto parts store and says "I need a gas cap for my Yugo."
The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and says "Sounds like a fair trade to me."
Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A: Put gas in it.
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Post by Jcon on Jul 2, 2020 13:07:14 GMT -5
All in good fun. I'm not intending to make anybody mad. Glad you can laugh at it. You can tell the size of a man by what makes him mad... wouldn't say much if that was what did it, ha, ha!!! Post away my friend!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2020 15:41:31 GMT -5
Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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Post by Jcon on Jul 4, 2020 17:52:39 GMT -5
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car’s hood? Because he wanted people to shout, “Look at that S-car go!” when he drove past.
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Post by Jcon on Jul 4, 2020 17:54:32 GMT -5
I had a nightmare last night that someone hit me with a car muffler. I woke up absolutely exhausted.
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Post by Jcon on Jul 4, 2020 17:55:02 GMT -5
Rumor has it that Dyson is going to develop an electric car by 2025. I bet it’ll really suck.
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Post by Jcon on Jul 4, 2020 17:58:02 GMT -5
What do you get when you crash a cement truck into a bus full of convicts? A bunch of hardened criminals.
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Post by BUCKY on Jul 4, 2020 18:14:52 GMT -5
Ol' Thunder Thumbs is on a roll!!! HAHAHA
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2020 18:22:42 GMT -5
Rumor has it that Dyson is going to develop an electric car by 2025. I bet it’ll really suck. This one is especially funny. Good one! |
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Post by Jcon on Jul 4, 2020 19:52:28 GMT -5
Thanks my friends!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2020 17:38:40 GMT -5
Funny bumper stickers. I kinda wish I had the first one. LOL!
 
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Post by Jcon on Jul 5, 2020 19:58:13 GMT -5
Good ones Steve!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2020 15:49:23 GMT -5
So true!
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